BATTLE OF RHYME

fellow jokers and jackasses, check this out, it is a rap battle i got into over myspace with my friend michelle's cousin, adam, he started talking shit about how he could beat me in an argument and it escalated from there, and i soooooo proved him wrong, well here it is, enjoy



Carlos "House" Gerardo Vs. Adam

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adam/michelle

soooo...wat do you want to debate about?-adam

i keep trying to tell him he won't win i told him about that time you won the argument with mr.martin and he said he was just as bis a smartalic as you were and that it was time you got a taste of your own medicine

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mine

a taste of my own medicine, HA, dude don't play a game that u can't win, let's put it in the form of a rhyme, simply put

don't mess with this jackass, because my words are my matches, and i will burn you to ashes

listen to rocky's (michelle's) advise

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adam/michelle

uh oh this can't be good X0 (eyes closed) p.s. stop calling me rocky-michelle

well i'll douse your flame, because life is MY game, and i'll put your spark out, cuz thats what im about

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mine

u replied with a rhyme, but what u don't know is that that is where i shine, because i write them all the time

u can try to douse my flame, but in the end, this is my game, and others are all the same, with me putting them to shame

u can't win u never will

because the J is for the jackass that will burn u to ash, u go up against me and u won't even last, now i say one thing, beat that

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adam/michelle


lmao-michelle

i'll give u props 4 ur rhyme, but this is my time, you can spit words my way but they will crumble under my shine

i roll wit the best, screw the rest, try to put me to shame, but i'll rise to your fame

im the underdog of this game,i will outshine your fame, words spoken or written to me will only fuel my game

my goal is 2 be the best,4get the rest, show me your best, be my guest

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mine

i have to admit, that was nice, but u ain't winning the prize, it took u 20 minutes to make up that rhyme, u talking about time, but u took up to much of mine, the one i wrote only took five

my words are dissing u bad, ur was nothing but crap compared to this rap, urs was better for wiping my ass

be my guest, HA, u ain't nowhere near the best, unlike me, always wearing the J, above my heart and under my chest

to beat me, u must do better than that, this time don't send me no crap

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Winner: Carlos "House" Gerardo

Reason: Adam Backed Down

ARGUMENT

Argument

an argument is something that has been mastered by few, because it's not something that is easy to learn, the skill to turn every word into a burn

i am a master at the art, unlike some who try and light a spark, because from them, i hear nothing but barks

now i take on any challenge, why, because i want to prove my talent, so i say bring it on, you can't win, because my words are always strong

remember i am the jackass evermore, and i will start a war, trust me, if u talk shit to me, you will get no warning or be set free, you must stay, or a coward i will declare you to be

-Carlos "House" Gerardo

AZTECS

ok people check this out, this is a chant that i wrote for my school tribe, The Aztecs, check it out

Aztecs

we are the aztect, we fight so strong, nothing we could do could ever be wrong, why do you think i'm writing this song

we're after the cup, anything less in our path, and we pass it up

we succeed at all that we do, why, because, AZTECS RULE!!!!!!!!!!

-Carlos "House" Gerardo

MICHELLE

ok jokers and jackass’s, this is a poem i wrote for a girl named michelle, and i have posted it as a blog for her to see

Michelle

michelle, one of the most gorgeous girls you will ever see, so beautiful, her looks have yet to set me free

right now, she’s one of only two girls that i like, it’s not me, but her beauty that makes this poem shine, every line and every rhyme

to this girl, there are so many things that i’ve wanted to say, but forever and always, i choke and fray

it’s funny, i call her rocky, i call her the champ, but i never mean that, when i say it i’m usually full of crap, hey why would i want to make a beauty sad

this girl may act lazy, but we all know she’s just a good kind of crazy, because she may be pretty and sweet, but we all have heard her shriek (smart ass smile)

i like her more than some of the girls in my world, because she has a beautiful voice, along with her perfect poise

well this is the end, because all has come out of my pen, now there’s only one thing left to do, michelle, that’s to present this poem to you

-Carlos "House" Gerardo

SAM SONG

this is something i wrote last year, i had lost it, but now i have found it again, i wrote this because i was bored during ATS, people from my school know what that means, anyway, this is a short song i wrote about a man named sam, enjoy

Sam Song

there one was a man by the name of sam, and i'll be damned he sure was glad

one day he rode his horse up to his dads, when he arrived, dad was mad,, they stole his horse and sam felt sad

but it was sam who stole the horse of dad, and that was bad

the horse raul was outside like a fool

sh sam sprayed some mace in dad's face and went outside to get raul who still looked like a fool, which wasn't cool

dad awoke and saw the horse, so he went outside to face the crook, but the crook had a hook, so dad was cooked

sam then put on a mas which dad couldn't see past and hooked his dad right in the ass

then he hopped and hollered all night long and sang that same old holy shit song

-Carlos "House" Gerardo

VALENTINES DAY

look peoples i don't hate valentines day, but i got bored in class and just wanted to add a little bit of a dark feeling to it, so here's what i wrote

Valentines Day

valentine, i was never a romantic guy, most likely i never will be, why should i lie

febuary 14th, that's the day, one where so many people fray, but me, i stay the same, always doing my own thing

-Carlos "House" Gerardo

EVELIN

now this is a poem that i forgot to put in a month or two ago, it's for a girl named evelin, check it out


Evelin

i pissed her off by calling her cujo, but the truth is, she's numero uno, i've seen her glad, i've seen her mad, i've even seen her sad, i've seen almost every side of her

for any time i made her cry inside, i apologize, because i did not recognize, why do you think i'm writing this rhyme

she looks like a jewel, very beautiful, this is something that i can't say to her face, because inside i feel like a broken vase, my words trapped in a sound proof case, and my thoughts in a far away place, i've tried to ask her out, i've even tried to shout, but the words just wont come out

she's a girl that any guy would seek, and the guys who know her were lucky to meet, she's a girl i wish i could go out with, because she's NOT just an uptight bitch, this girl is smart, you'd be lucky to win her heart

i don't have much more to say, but that i hope this girl stays the way she is today and will never change

-Carlos "House" Gerardo