Carlos "House" Gerardo Vs. jazz
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Jazz
ok
well u know that im kool,relaxed, n unthreatful
ur still kallin me jazz now i kno u aint forgetful
but still ur kinda chunky so let me kall u fat
and i kan make ur ass skinny like a acrobat
put u in a freak show..... the worlds largest man
if u think u my homey NOPE u aint ma friend
im playin with u homey u know how i am
ima ride or die homey one deep to tha end
yep ima beast
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Mine
now once again here we are
but it's a whole new game
as i'm raising the bar
and taking pride from ur name
well what do u know
u can only talk about fat
ur still on the same row
but i expected that
if ur guna battle me
u must give me the best of ur game
or i'll let my voice free
and put u to shame
hell "it won't be that hard"
like i should have done in the past
just watch me play the right cards
and you'll be gone like the last
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Jazz
im feelin kinda strange kause im talkin to a faggit
ur a fukkin turtle me? ima rabbit
ur still with the same old ass criticisms
wishin u were fine? homeboy y u wishin
take action homie..... work da fukk out
let me give u sumthing u kan rap about
i fukk hoes every day but i stay protected
u fukk urself everyday so heres da lesson
no questions!.... or fukkin autographs
nevr sold ma body but i sell ma photographs
never seen u as a threat ur like a fat puppy
i didnt say koala so consider urself lukky
me u kan say im da king of da jungle
ima damm leo juz like ma fukkin unkle
i bet ur a virgo kause u havent even lost it
i nut everyday n u know da girls kause it
hahahaha ima mudafukkin beast
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Mine
just look at u
taking up all my time
but judging by ur brew
ur just a dog spitting lines
so many excuses
they no longer makes sense
now i read ur rhymes
and don't even get tense
there are so many flaws
i see in ur rhymes
but to expose them all
would take to much time
don't you think it's funny
how u called urself a beast
but now ur down to a bunny
to other countries a feast
to me that looks like a downgrade
from what little u used to be
as i watch your rhymes fade
the odds grow better for me
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Jazz
the odds dont grow they only fade away
im krakkin up laghing for the da things u say
the reason dere flaws is kause of the beat
i used da one on my profile so take ur defeat
take ur last place trophy n turn oround
ur fat, white, ugly im joung, sexy n brown
now dont get sad turn dat frown upside down
kause im takin da mudafukkin 1st place crown
i didnt wanna hurt but i guess ill do it
i made ur ass fall in 8th grade u knew it
yo moma doesnt love u thas y she ran ur foot over
stop wasting MY time this kompetition is over
ur not worth ma time i got better things to do
like fukkin a hoe, robbing kars is wath i do
smokin a blunt gettin higher than a plane
ur ass is over i made ur ass a shame hahaha
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Mine
let me ask u one thing
why still reflect on the past
avoiding the future that's coming
because u know your reign will not last
more than a year after
you're still speaking of the fall
when i've moved on to greater pastures
defeated opponents, every and all
you think ur so slick
once again u bring up the fat
but ur rhymes make me sick
as i watch u fall flat
if odds do not grow
then u haven't got a shot
because those like me in the know
will only watch your rhymes rot
as i sit here
alone in my seat
i laugh and shed a tear
as i hear u talk about beat
u may have the beat
yet u have none of the lines
all u do is talk about my coming defeat
while u spit worthless rhymes
at least mine can hold their own
hell they may not be the best
but when it comes to the "pwn"
they stand out from the rest
so why don't you take
this one last shot
give up the battle now
and leave with what little u got
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Jazz
na i don think think so, my rhymes are klear
dont akt tough homie i feel ur fear
i know i bring the past quite often i know that
but it was funny watchin u fallin and roll back
out the desk, yes im da best
dont disrespect, or ill break ur neck
ha ur sill with the same old shit
i won this battle homie go on get off ma dick
but to prove a point i guess that ill say it
ima freestyle king bitch dere i said it
ur just a busta trying to get on ma tail
BREAKING NEWS... this fat nigga failed
his name-carlos... fat, white, boy
trying to beat da king is a fukkin myth boy
if i was u i wouldnt waste ma time
u aint nuthin homey, dont even got one rhyme
i got plenty.... i just dont like brag
hold up homey ill put u in a body bag
so lets stop this little worthless kompetition
i won aredy homey.... u failed ur mission
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Mine
very very nice
i will give u that
but my rhymes are precise
causing urs to fall flat
a mission is never failed
unless the other side has won
the darker outcome has prevailed
as one lies, staring into the sun
once again i find the humor
as u say u feel my fear
for i am like a tumor
as i grow, death gets evermore near
that's where your travels will take u
as u try to comeback at my rhymes
making them translucent, see through
as i continue the battle, wasting my shine
u say the battle's over
yet it hasn't even begun
you see i hold the four leaf clover
your chances against me are none
what is it i wonder
that makes u think u can win
could it be ur brains blunder
if so, forever will u lose that grin
i find it hilarious how u say
that i'm wasting ur time
yet by the end of my day
that's all u do with ur rhymes
every day it's the same
a threat, joke, or a spit
all the while destroying ur name
as i jolt back, lightning powered by wit
contradicting ur lines
with power inspired by Greeks
while removing the blinds
and watching my blots peak
now once more i ask
will u finally resign
or will u continue pretending to bask
just wasting more of my time
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and so came the battle's end
Winner: Carlos "House" Gerardo
Reason: Official Forfeit
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